Flourish. Enter POMPEY and MENAS at one door, with drum and trumpet: at another, OCTAVIUS CAESAR, MARK ANTONY, LEPIDUS, DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS, MECAENAS, with Soldiers marchingPOMPEY
Your hostages I have, so have you mine;OCTAVIUS CAESAR
And we shall talk before we fight.
Most meetPOMPEY
That first we come to words; and therefore have we
Our written purposes before us sent;
Which, if thou hast consider'd, let us know
If 'twill tie up thy discontented sword,
And carry back to Sicily much tall youth
That else must perish here.
To you all three,OCTAVIUS CAESAR
The senators alone of this great world,
Chief factors for the gods, I do not know
Wherefore my father should revengers want,
Having a son and friends; since Julius Caesar,
Who at Philippi the good Brutus ghosted,
There saw you labouring for him. What was't
That moved pale Cassius to conspire; and what
Made the all-honour'd, honest Roman, Brutus,
With the arm'd rest, courtiers and beauteous freedom,
To drench the Capitol; but that they would
Have one man but a man? And that is it
Hath made me rig my navy; at whose burthen
The anger'd ocean foams; with which I meant
To scourge the ingratitude that despiteful Rome
Cast on my noble father.
Take your time.MARK ANTONY
Thou canst not fear us, Pompey, with thy sails;POMPEY
We'll speak with thee at sea: at land, thou know'st
How much we do o'er-count thee.
At land, indeed,LEPIDUS
Thou dost o'er-count me of my father's house:
But, since the cuckoo builds not for himself,
Remain in't as thou mayst.
Be pleased to tell us—OCTAVIUS CAESAR
For this is from the present—how you take
The offers we have sent you.
There's the point.MARK ANTONY
Which do not be entreated to, but weighOCTAVIUS CAESAR
What it is worth embraced.
And what may follow,POMPEY
To try a larger fortune.
You have made me offerOCTAVIUS CAESAR MARK ANTONY LEPIDUS
Of Sicily, Sardinia; and I must
Rid all the sea of pirates; then, to send
Measures of wheat to Rome; this 'greed upon
To part with unhack'd edges, and bear back
Our targes undinted.
That's our offer.POMPEY
Know, then,MARK ANTONY
I came before you here a man prepared
To take this offer: but Mark Antony
Put me to some impatience: though I lose
The praise of it by telling, you must know,
When Caesar and your brother were at blows,
Your mother came to Sicily and did find
Her welcome friendly.
I have heard it, Pompey;POMPEY
And am well studied for a liberal thanks
Which I do owe you.
Let me have your hand:MARK ANTONY
I did not think, sir, to have met you here.
The beds i' the east are soft; and thanks to you,OCTAVIUS CAESAR
That call'd me timelier than my purpose hither;
For I have gain'd by 't.
Since I saw you last,POMPEY
There is a change upon you.
Well, I know notLEPIDUS
What counts harsh fortune casts upon my face;
But in my bosom shall she never come,
To make my heart her vassal.
Well met here.POMPEY
I hope so, Lepidus. Thus we are agreed:OCTAVIUS CAESAR
I crave our composition may be written,
And seal'd between us.
That's the next to do.POMPEY
We'll feast each other ere we part; and let'sMARK ANTONY
Draw lots who shall begin.
That will I, Pompey.POMPEY
No, Antony, take the lot: but, firstMARK ANTONY
Or last, your fine Egyptian cookery
Shall have the fame. I have heard that Julius Caesar
Grew fat with feasting there.
You have heard much.POMPEY
I have fair meanings, sir.MARK ANTONY
And fair words to them.POMPEY
Then so much have I heard:DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
And I have heard, Apollodorus carried—
No more of that: he did so.POMPEY
What, I pray you?DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
A certain queen to Caesar in a mattress.POMPEY
I know thee now: how farest thou, soldier?DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
Well;POMPEY
And well am like to do; for, I perceive,
Four feasts are toward.
Let me shake thy hand;DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
I never hated thee: I have seen thee fight,
When I have envied thy behavior.
Sir,POMPEY
I never loved you much; but I ha' praised ye,
When you have well deserved ten times as much
As I have said you did.
Enjoy thy plainness,OCTAVIUS CAESAR MARK ANTONY LEPIDUS
It nothing ill becomes thee.
Aboard my galley I invite you all:
Will you lead, lords?
Show us the way, sir.POMPEY
Come.MENAS
Exeunt all but MENAS and ENOBARBUS
[Aside] Thy father, Pompey, would ne'er haveDOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
made this treaty.—You and I have known, sir.
At sea, I think.MENAS
We have, sir.DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
You have done well by water.MENAS
And you by land.DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
I will praise any man that will praise me; though itMENAS
cannot be denied what I have done by land.
Nor what I have done by water.DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
Yes, something you can deny for your ownMENAS
safety: you have been a great thief by sea.
And you by land.DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
There I deny my land service. But give me yourMENAS
hand, Menas: if our eyes had authority, here they
might take two thieves kissing.
All men's faces are true, whatsome'er their hands are.DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
But there is never a fair woman has a true face.MENAS
No slander; they steal hearts.DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
We came hither to fight with you.MENAS
For my part, I am sorry it is turned to a drinking.DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
Pompey doth this day laugh away his fortune.
If he do, sure, he cannot weep't back again.MENAS
You've said, sir. We looked not for Mark AntonyDOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
here: pray you, is he married to Cleopatra?
Caesar's sister is called Octavia.MENAS
True, sir; she was the wife of Caius Marcellus.DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
But she is now the wife of Marcus Antonius.MENAS
Pray ye, sir?DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
'Tis true.MENAS
Then is Caesar and he for ever knit together.DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
If I were bound to divine of this unity, I wouldMENAS
not prophesy so.
I think the policy of that purpose made more in theDOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
marriage than the love of the parties.
I think so too. But you shall find, the band thatMENAS
seems to tie their friendship together will be the
very strangler of their amity: Octavia is of a
holy, cold, and still conversation.
Who would not have his wife so?DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
Not he that himself is not so; which is Mark Antony.MENAS
He will to his Egyptian dish again: then shall the
sighs of Octavia blow the fire up in Caesar; and, as
I said before, that which is the strength of their
amity shall prove the immediate author of their
variance. Antony will use his affection where it is:
he married but his occasion here.
And thus it may be. Come, sir, will you aboard?DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
I have a health for you.
I shall take it, sir: we have used our throats in Egypt.MENAS
Come, let's away.
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